Do these kitchen signs have humour in them?!


Question: So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.


Answers: So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

They made me smile

lol the last one isnt rly about kitchens, but good job anyway! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

lol. I can cook too, beans on toast, anyone?

Those are cool.

haha! these r good

They were wicked!!!

those are awesome! My mom has a magnate that says the 1st one!!

Hahaa...these are brilliant.


If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
^^ My favourite one !!

yes very much so

ha yea they'er not so bad......................hahahahahahahah...

they are super!!!!!!!!!!1 i love them and im going to show my friend who just got married and has no clue how to cook!!!!!!

WOW! Simply Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!

brilliant list.

loved em....my kitchen is spotless....but only cause ime told to keep it that way...ithink a untidy kitchen,,,is a homely kitchen...i do all the cooking anyway.......seamanab x



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