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Question: A blonde is over weight so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regulary for two days, than skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returns she has lost 20 pounds.
"Why, thats amazing!" the doctor says "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods and says, "Yes, but I thought I was gonna drop dead that third day."
"From hunger?" asked the doctor
"No", replied the blonde, "From skipping."
Answers: A blonde is over weight so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regulary for two days, than skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returns she has lost 20 pounds.
"Why, thats amazing!" the doctor says "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods and says, "Yes, but I thought I was gonna drop dead that third day."
"From hunger?" asked the doctor
"No", replied the blonde, "From skipping."
Brilliant!! Thanks for making me laugh
ha ha ha . good one lolz.
Great one. =]
ooh!!! now i know what to tell people on here with overweight questions and problems!!!
omfg
so funny
star for you
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el o el=lol
did you hear she also kidnapped a kid? it's a great one!
Lmao!
I actually laughed from this one... a lot.
LOL THAT IS FUNNY!!!