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Question: Don't step on the Ducks!!
>>>
>Three women die together in an accident
>>> and go to heaven.
>>>
>>>
>>> When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
>>>here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
>>>
>>>
>>> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
>>>over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and
>>>although
>>>they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on
>>>one.
>>>
>>>
>>> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>>>
>>>
>>> St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
>>>for
>>>stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
>>>
>>>
>>> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
>>>and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
>>>extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as
>>>for the first woman.
>>>
>>>
>>> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
>>>chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
>>>steps.
>>>
>>>
>>> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but
>>>one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most ha ndsome man she has
>>>ever
>>>laid eyes on ..... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
>>> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>>> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
>>>chained to you for all of eternity?"
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
>>>duck!"
Answers: Don't step on the Ducks!!
>>>
>Three women die together in an accident
>>> and go to heaven.
>>>
>>>
>>> When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
>>>here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
>>>
>>>
>>> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
>>>over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and
>>>although
>>>they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on
>>>one.
>>>
>>>
>>> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>>>
>>>
>>> St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
>>>for
>>>stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
>>>
>>>
>>> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
>>>and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
>>>extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as
>>>for the first woman.
>>>
>>>
>>> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
>>>chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
>>>steps.
>>>
>>>
>>> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but
>>>one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most ha ndsome man she has
>>>ever
>>>laid eyes on ..... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
>>> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>>> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
>>>chained to you for all of eternity?"
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
>>>duck!"
lol that made mah daythat women must have been really ugly lol
i dont get it.
uh...?
okay?
That's awesome!
Thanks for the smile!
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LOL thats horribly funny!!!
lol, very clever!
That's funny, I loved it