Can you make me laugh??!
Question: 10 points 2 the person wit the best joke/phrase/whateva as long as its funny.
Answers: 10 points 2 the person wit the best joke/phrase/whateva as long as its funny.
poop haha no not really
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
What's Green and Invisible..?
The Cabbage I'm holding..
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Are there 2 guys making out in your avatar? I never seen such a strange avatar.
Little birdie on the window sill;
Little birdie with the yellow bill;
I fed him milk;
I fed him bread;
Then I smashed his freakin' head;
also,
He who writes on toilet walls;
rolls his crap into little balls;
He who reads those words of wit;
eats those balls of $hit;
Visit the barber
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
A woman and a man wanted to have a baby, so they went to the doctor to see if there was a way. When the doctor came in, told them about a new study that transfers all the pain from the mother to the father during delivery. They both agreed to take part in the study. Later, when the woman went into labor, her husband was hooked up to the device to transfer the pain. After it was hooked up the doctor turned on the power. The man didn't feel anything so he told the doctor to turn the power up. After the power was turned up the man still couldn't feel anything. The doctor turned it up more. The man still couldn't feel it. Finally, the doctor turned it up the whole way. The woman delivered a beautiful baby, and neither of them felt any pain.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the doorstep
this is wat our teachers should have sent home when they announed we had square dancing:
NOTICE: this might cause lost teeth, brusies, sores, sprained muscles, acne, or even death.
Which happened to me when i found out i was pared up wth a guy