Alternate meanings for words?!
Question: Flabbergasted (adj.) Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.) To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.) Impotent.
Negligent (adj.) Describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.) To walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.) Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Testicle (n.) A humorous question on an exam.
Oyster (n.) A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent (n.) An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. and
Ignoranus (n): A person who\'s both stupid and an asshole
Answers: Flabbergasted (adj.) Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.) To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.) Impotent.
Negligent (adj.) Describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.) To walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.) Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Testicle (n.) A humorous question on an exam.
Oyster (n.) A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent (n.) An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. and
Ignoranus (n): A person who\'s both stupid and an asshole
lmao..ur a mess
maybe u should quickly add a question in there such as this or that...u dont want a violation
how can we answer a question when you have given us the answers
Nice ones, my favourites are Frisbeetarianism and ignoranus.
hahah good
those are great thanks for sharing
Morning Colin!
Nice... these made me laugh
SteveC
Perhaps you should start the question by saying "Do you like these?" then the trolls would not have the opportunity to say "It′s not a question". There not to bad, some very funny and unfortunately true!!
ROFL! That was seriously funny, i thought it would be boring but it wasn't.
Nice one....10/10
huh?
LMAO... thats funny!!!
you are not ignoranus....
:)