Did you get this joke the first time you read it? a star if not okay!!! you all !
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Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "Can you point me to the nearest the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "Okay, but I should warn you, there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?
Answers: I juist love stars or anything!!!
Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "Can you point me to the nearest the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "Okay, but I should warn you, there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?
I have heard it before but it is still funny. Have a star
ha ha! lol!
Funny! 100!
LOL HAHA she not a true nun
That was pretty funny. But yeah, I got it on the first read.
lol i've heard that one before.
lol
I like.... LOL
Love it!
i got it
cuz she lifted the leaf on the statue
haah
hehe
tis ok
gottit 1st time
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Yeah i got it. Pretty funny!
Lol, Nice.
eww.. there's something wrong with her head....pervie
clever! nice :)
lol, nice one. i bet she liked the size, maybe she even gave it a stroke.
I bet she was super embarassed after that........lol
muahahaha.
that would be me as a nun.
lol
HAHAHAHAHA [LOL].....thats crazy....that was to funny....i got it as soon as i read it....where you find this joke at??
LOL