Whats the funniest story/joke youve ever heard?!


Question: Just want to have my brain humorized. Thanks for your answers and as always have a good day and
~blessed be~


Answers: Just want to have my brain humorized. Thanks for your answers and as always have a good day and
~blessed be~

Red Necks

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch!"

A teenager in juvie is sent a sleep institute to help him sleep better, because the whole "jail" concept freaks him out.

He asks the lady working there, "Can I sleep with you?"

When she does not answer, he says, "My mom lets me do it, it helps me sleep." So she lets him sleep in her bed.

The next day, he asks the lady, "Can I put my thumb in your belly button?"

When she does not answer, he says, "My mom lets me do, it helps me sleep." So they go to sleep. In the middle of the night, she wakes up, and feels the teenager.

"OH MY GOSH!" she exclaims. "That's not my bellybutton!"

The teenager replies, "That's not my thumb."

There are two muffins in an oven.
One of them says " Wow, it's really hot in here"
The other one says " AAH a talking muffin!"
:)

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff.A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body.
He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat.
The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination
When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently,
"These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?
"He shrugs and says, "Your guess is as good as mine, lady.
We're just here to paint the walls and ceilings."

haha perverted...but i got a good laugh.



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