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Question: To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. ?If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" ?You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, ?Excuse me,
but do you know me?" And the little girl says, ?No, but I know what you've
been doing..."
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Answers: To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. ?If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" ?You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, ?Excuse me,
but do you know me?" And the little girl says, ?No, but I know what you've
been doing..."
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to ya contacts i post jokes everyday..
Very Very good Snow kid. What I most like about your jokes, is the way you lead up to the punchline, keep them coming, by the way I have been shwoing my firneds and family these jokes and they all find them very funny.
This was better than the last one.
aww, cute...
kids are really smart... hahaha
It was cute. Added you to my contacts. I like a good laugh
haha...thats funny
haha thats awesome! ?
great joke thanks
haha thats great.
=] cute~ lol
ha ha ha. That wasn't as funny.
Ha ha ha ha........
You nut.....
You're a real comedienne....
Ha ha ha ha
I dont think she was biting her nails!! lmmfao!!
Hahahahah. Very funny! LOL
hahaha.. very nice snow kid
Funny! 100!
Another Zinger!
PrincessOfPoison has your punch line style pegged!
You got more fans than a WalMart in August in Georgia!
(Does that make any sense?)
Good one kid!
haha,nice ~~~
Dear Snow
This rocks