1-5 how good is this joke. And have you heard it before?!
Question: The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are
Answers: The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are
5... I've heard it before on the comedy central website. I've sent it to a few friends, and have had it sent to me because I'm applying to pharmacy school. Try this joke on for size:
A nice, calm and respectable looking lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
hahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 thats pretty good. ive never heard it before.
I've heard it a thousand times..
Did you know helen keller had a doll house?
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Neither did she hahahahahaha thats the best!
Have heard it but funny just the same. Thank you.
lol thats a 20 out of 5.......
3 i hrd it before.
4 its a really good joke but ive heard it before a few times sorry......
I think it depends on how well you tell it. It's better if you can make it sound like it happened to you or someone you know. I've heard it before, but it's probably about a 4 if you can make it sound new.
I've heard a different version of it, but all the same, I love it
Good - repeated on here.
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lol! 5! that was HILARIOUS!!!!! LOL!!
100 out of 5!!!!!!
4 lol and yeah i heard it b4
Heard it before.
Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!! Nope, never heard it before and it's friggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAR!!!!!! :-)