What is your best your mom joke?!
Question: your mamas like a happy meal small cheap and greasy
your mamas like a race car driver she burns 50 rubbers a day
your mamas like a shotgun one cock and she'll blow
your mamas like a vaccumm she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet
your mamas so fat she irons her cloths in the driveway
your mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CALLED HER FRIEND TO ASK FOR HER PHONE NUMBER
YO MOMMA SO STUPID HER DAD SAID IT WAS CHILLY SO SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON
YO MOMMA STUPID SHE PUT LIP STICK ON HER HEAD TO MAKEUP HER MIND
YO MOMMA SOOO SMALL SHE HELD UP A SIGHN THAT SAID DON'T SPIT I CANT SWIM
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE LEAVES MONNEY WHEN SHE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH
YO MOMMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO KILL A BIRD BY THROWING IT OFF A CLIFF
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
Answers: your mamas like a happy meal small cheap and greasy
your mamas like a race car driver she burns 50 rubbers a day
your mamas like a shotgun one cock and she'll blow
your mamas like a vaccumm she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet
your mamas so fat she irons her cloths in the driveway
your mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CALLED HER FRIEND TO ASK FOR HER PHONE NUMBER
YO MOMMA SO STUPID HER DAD SAID IT WAS CHILLY SO SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON
YO MOMMA STUPID SHE PUT LIP STICK ON HER HEAD TO MAKEUP HER MIND
YO MOMMA SOOO SMALL SHE HELD UP A SIGHN THAT SAID DON'T SPIT I CANT SWIM
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE LEAVES MONNEY WHEN SHE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH
YO MOMMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO KILL A BIRD BY THROWING IT OFF A CLIFF
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
your mama is so dumb, she sold the car for gas money! Tha is my fave " mama" joke.
your mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
ur moms so fat that your family portrait slants if shes not in the middle.
ur moms so fat she has a utility belt for snacks
ur moms so fat shes not skinny
lol
we the earth revolv around your mother
Do not talk to me like yo ma is Yo Yo Ma ;)
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yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the swimming pool....the water jumped out!!