A girl came skipping home from school one day?!
Question: "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."
The following day the girl came skipping home from school again.
"Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school once again.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fine pair of 36C breasts.
"Very good," said her somewhat embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde,
Answers: "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."
The following day the girl came skipping home from school again.
"Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school once again.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fine pair of 36C breasts.
"Very good," said her somewhat embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde,
You forgot the punchline
No. It's because you're 19!!
Well done to the person who admitted they didn't get it. Shame on the people laughing before the punchline was even mentioned. How could you have got it? There was no joke to get yet..... idiots!
lol, *smiling*
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I'm sorry, but I just don't get it???
Funny lol
"No," the mother replied, "It's because you're 19!"
LOL, thanks for the laugh!!!
"No", the mother said. "It's because you're 35!"
(Insert highest reasonable age for a woman to still have a fine pair of 36C's)
*gg*
soooooo old...
wow...that's my size...and "yes dear",said her mom,"it's because you are blonde,although if you were a brunette they'd be even bigger"
i crack myself up...lmfao
ahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahha...
no ur not naturally blonde,,,,,im not naturally ur mother either i have theeese
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all i can say to that is
HAHAHA blonde... i bet she was lyk 30 aswell
haha that was good thanks for cheerin me up
you forgot the bit were here mum tells her its because she's 25..xx..?