Only the english will understand?!
Question: A couple decide to go on holiday and arrive at Terminal 5. Seeing the chaos the husband reasures his wife.
"Look we've been stressed out all year we've not managed a holiday for ages as soon as we're away from here things will get better"
The next day they manage to get on a plane, but without their luggage.
"Still look on the bright side dear we've always wanted to see Tibet and now we're on our way"
When they get to Tibet they get caught up in a protest march outside the airport and mistaken for activists they're arrested and spend three days in jail.
"Come on dear keep your spirits up we've done nothing wrong, it'll all be sorted soon."
Then an Embassy official manages to secure their release but only on the undestanding that they are put straight on a plain back to Blighty.
Filthy, starving and dishevelled they arrive back at Heathrow.
"OK dear that may have been a nightmare but when we get home you can soak in a nice hot bath and I'll take you out on the town for a show and a slap up meal. Look here's the taxi.... Driver... Romsey Close, Farnborough please."
Answers: A couple decide to go on holiday and arrive at Terminal 5. Seeing the chaos the husband reasures his wife.
"Look we've been stressed out all year we've not managed a holiday for ages as soon as we're away from here things will get better"
The next day they manage to get on a plane, but without their luggage.
"Still look on the bright side dear we've always wanted to see Tibet and now we're on our way"
When they get to Tibet they get caught up in a protest march outside the airport and mistaken for activists they're arrested and spend three days in jail.
"Come on dear keep your spirits up we've done nothing wrong, it'll all be sorted soon."
Then an Embassy official manages to secure their release but only on the undestanding that they are put straight on a plain back to Blighty.
Filthy, starving and dishevelled they arrive back at Heathrow.
"OK dear that may have been a nightmare but when we get home you can soak in a nice hot bath and I'll take you out on the town for a show and a slap up meal. Look here's the taxi.... Driver... Romsey Close, Farnborough please."
you need not be English, but it helps to watch the news ;-)
*hehehe*
you're a Black Adder fan, aren't you?
lol... nice one...
I don't get it, I speak English.
- I get it now, funny about the plane and the house, sad about the people that died :(
omg thats just mean lol
Mm. Yeah, I'm Welsh and I don't get it;l LOL.
Ouch! It was still better for them to not be home wasn't it. Have they found out why it crashed yet? I hope the house was well insured.
oh dear, i guess hes a foriegner and he does not realize what kind of an area they would be taking him to? poor guy. thats actually pretty darn funny though, it would do better in UK answers though.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! omg, thats hysterical. those poor people! hope they had some heck of some insurance. just when did this take place? you get a star!!!!!!! those poor people. that really did happen.. i can't believe it!
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Brilliant...
i don't get it. and i speak english.
well thought out
ya niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's actually very funny! Very bloody funny Peter. For all those who say they are English and don't get it, how about you try reading a paper or flicking on the news once in a while? Perhaps you won't embarrass yourself further
A small plane crashed at this address killing all 5 people on board the plane
Surprising so many people have applauded this. With jokes like this I always get told to have respect for the dead and how would I feel if it happened to me, blah blah blah
Yes very good!!!! I see some one from over the pond's lost agian
You are a half-witted moron. 5 people died in that crash, just imagine it was your family.
Funny? NOT.
That generally sums up the average british holiday - except for the last bit.
Funny though!!
nah your first one isn't funny either, just sad, loss of human life isn't to be joked about!
thats quite funny
and people sayin their welsh nd dont understand it.. read the news
haha star 4 yu
I'm not english, but I get it.
I am Irish and thought it was good.
LOL NICE 1 M8
a bit dark but i liked it.
wow that was great. Did u made this up by urself?thenHATS OFF TO YOU!!!! If u didn't then thanks for posting such an adorable joke. i loved it .It is soooooooooooooooooo funny.
I could shower u with stars for this one. Here IS A BIG BIG BIG STAR FOR U.