Here is a lil dirty but a very funny joke do you like this ver funny joke?!
Question: a young women was preparing for her wedding she asked her mother to go and buy a beautifull pair of pink negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle up..
well mom forgot it untill the last minut..so she dashted out and could only find a short pink nightie and she threw it in her suitcase in hurry..
after the wedding groom and bride went to their hotel room.The groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek when he got ready for bed..
while she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother
had thrown in there..
she exclaimed"oh no" its short,ugly,pink and wrinkled..
Then her groom cried out "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEEK"!!
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
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Answers: a young women was preparing for her wedding she asked her mother to go and buy a beautifull pair of pink negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle up..
well mom forgot it untill the last minut..so she dashted out and could only find a short pink nightie and she threw it in her suitcase in hurry..
after the wedding groom and bride went to their hotel room.The groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek when he got ready for bed..
while she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother
had thrown in there..
she exclaimed"oh no" its short,ugly,pink and wrinkled..
Then her groom cried out "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEEK"!!
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to ya contacts i post jokes everyday.
How did I not see that coming! lol Good one.
LOL thats funny i give it 200/100
pshh.lol.ok a star for you
lmao...xx..?
Excellent joke thanks.
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LOL XD!
if i could give you ten stars i will lol too funny
lol, that is so funny!
i love it!
haha the perfect joke to start to start a monday off on.
Another way for me to start the day laughing snow kid!
Thanks!
hehehehee
nice.....
Ha ha ha ha........
Good one.....
You're on a roll.