Golf Game!!!?!
Question: Two women were playing golf
one teed off and the other watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immedediatly clasped his hands together at his groin,fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediaely began to apoligize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and i know i could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in afew minuits "the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistance however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them aside, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "how does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but i still think my thumb's broken."
Answers: Two women were playing golf
one teed off and the other watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immedediatly clasped his hands together at his groin,fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediaely began to apoligize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and i know i could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in afew minuits "the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistance however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them aside, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "how does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but i still think my thumb's broken."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! I could shower you with stars for this one!!!
Thats AWESOME! Thats really funny :0
not funny at all
why the hell would you grab your balls if you got hit in the thumb by a golf ball!
Thats a great one. Havent heard it before. Give us more.
well i thought it was a great one,keep em coming...pardon the pun.