Selection of short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Look at those eyes, look at that face,
good God, someone, hand me my mace!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Answers: After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Look at those eyes, look at that face,
good God, someone, hand me my mace!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
LOL!!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!
ahaha
not that nice but it made me smile
Lol u get a star!
fuuuunnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!...
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I LOVE ALL OF THEM! Those are so funny! You get a million stars!!!! I have to remember all of them!
AMAZING U SHOULD GET THE FUNNY AWARD OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
Those were funny! I really liked the outer space one!
omg i've just laughed myself silly !!!!!!!!!!!!!
brilliant. thanks for a good laugh xx
excellent hun, keep it up, lol
those are great.
brilliant.