Need som help, need some cute jokes/riddles?!
Question: that some 7 yrs old can tell at the cub scout pack meeting tonight? cany you help me? I need about 7 of them.
thanks
Answers: that some 7 yrs old can tell at the cub scout pack meeting tonight? cany you help me? I need about 7 of them.
thanks
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
-Polaroids.
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
-You don't want to press your luck!
Has anyone seen Quasimodo?
-I have a hunch he's back!
What did the horse say when he fell?
-I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
http://www.mistupid.com
They have a real neat jokes section.
what is heavy forwards and not backwards?
answer:a ton
what is black and white and goess round and round?
A penguin
Why didnt the skeleton go to the disco?
Because he had noBODY to go with
There is a farmer,a chicken,a fox and a sack of seeds.
They all need to cross a 6 mile river but only the farmer and one other thing can fit in the boat, but if you take the seeds the fox will eat the chicken and if you take fox the chicken will eat the seeds, and if you take the chicken whatever goes over next the seeds or the chicken will get eaten!!!! How do you do it?
Answer: Take the chicken over leave it there, Bring over the seeds but pick up the chicken when you put down the seeds,take over the chicken and take over the fox and go back for the chicken!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
Why are canadian people so smart.
They get a lot of ehs.
What's the most annoying province?
pinch edward island
Where does the river fall?
Niagra Falls
Whats the most terrorizing province.
Yukon Territory
What did the rapper sing at his concert.
Yo Canada