Brain transplant. funny or not?!
Question: A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
Answers: A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
good joke
That is funny.
HAHAHA! That's so funny!! You would have to kill a LOT of democrats for that! I'm going to tell my republican friend about this! And I'm going to give you a star! (but you are aware that 20 democrats are gonna read this and say something nasty to you, right?)
ummmm maybe im the one that needs the brain transplant, because i really dont get it.............................
I thought it was funny. lol
ha ha ha, would there be any politicians left after that, lol
a quality offering lol
gdcoton22 is right. That is discriminatory against democrats. There are plenty of smart Democrats out there, and many smart blondes, too.
My blonde boyfriend and I are the smartest kids in our homeroom class, you shold see some of the brunetts report cards.
Reading stuff like ths makes me sick.