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Question: these preists?

A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMN fine sermon."

The preacher says, "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord."

The man says, "But preacher, seriously, I'm not a religious man, but that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard."

The preacher says again, "Sir, while I appreciate what you're trying to say, I must be blunt: DO NOT use curse words in the Lord's house again."

The man says, "Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate".

"No Sh!t?" says the Preacher.


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Answers: these preists?

A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMN fine sermon."

The preacher says, "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord."

The man says, "But preacher, seriously, I'm not a religious man, but that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard."

The preacher says again, "Sir, while I appreciate what you're trying to say, I must be blunt: DO NOT use curse words in the Lord's house again."

The man says, "Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate".

"No Sh!t?" says the Preacher.


GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it...

Another one I have to borrow for my non-internet savvy friends, kid!

AND:
Sit down for this one....
Are ya ready?
Ok...
Here goeth nothing...
One of them is a priest!
This should get his beads swinging!
He'll probably like it, too!

Kepp on joking kid!
Without you, this is one pretty boring world!

Made me laugh!

UR FUNNY!!!! I added u to my contacts lol!

Dear Snow
that one rocks great job

you should be here everyday...

lol!

Cool.

FUNNY !!! FROM WHERE DO YOU GET THESE JOKES ???
KEEP POSTING SUCH JOKES !!!

lol....that made me laugh...here's a star....*

Very funny thanks for sharing.

Wasn't really that funny, your other jokes are funnier.

I gave you a star because i love it!!

wow.. haha... star!

my friend and i would give u 1million stars lol hahaha

Ok here's your star that was really funny and it made me laugh out loud thanks for that you rockin dude

lol, that is so funny!

hahahahha another funny one ************x100000000 LOL



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