Adults only?!
Question: This man was infatuatered with this very attractive young lady.There was no way she would let him have sex with her.But she would go to bars pubs ect with him So he thought of a cunning plan .The next time he took her out he asked her back to his place.to his delight she accepted then she said I need to urinate before I go.She could not flush the toilet .He said dont worry I will sort it he had rigged it up that way so it would not flush .The young lady said her goodbyes and went.He thought nows my chance.He then went to the Toilet bowl got a jug full of the ladies urine .Got his penis out put it in the urine And Thought If I cannot have the meat I shall have the gravy
Answers: This man was infatuatered with this very attractive young lady.There was no way she would let him have sex with her.But she would go to bars pubs ect with him So he thought of a cunning plan .The next time he took her out he asked her back to his place.to his delight she accepted then she said I need to urinate before I go.She could not flush the toilet .He said dont worry I will sort it he had rigged it up that way so it would not flush .The young lady said her goodbyes and went.He thought nows my chance.He then went to the Toilet bowl got a jug full of the ladies urine .Got his penis out put it in the urine And Thought If I cannot have the meat I shall have the gravy
lmmffaao , that was a good one dude . lol.. not joking
oh thats so yuck.
Quite possibly the most disgusting joke ever.
Any more?
Gross!
You sick puppy dog
Hmmm...
This didn't happen to you did it?
eerrrrrrrr
sick!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA... WHAT A GUY
NO that wasn't funny sorry
that was crap, wasnt even funny
So the guy enjoyed taking the piss? Well at least someone is on the piss :-)
EEEewwww Nasty boy!
* if I cant have the meat I shall have the gravy*,....that was wierdly funny as hell,..lol
There's gotta be plenty of things more satisfying then urine.
now, that joke looked promising. I read it, in anticipation of a rude ending to it. No such luck, it was shite
First, not that funny. Second, you didn't tell it very well. Try a little punctuation next time, OK?
that was the crapest joke i have ever heared but it made my mum laugh lol
that was so gross i mean that guy must of been desperate or something?
"If I cannot have the meat I shall have the gravy!" Holy $h!t! That must be the most depraved joke I have ever heard! Eeeeeeeeewwwww!!!
that's a joke ? disgusting
EWW THAT IS DISGUSTING ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
ROFL JUST A LITTLE BIT