Hahahaha... funny or not?!
Question: THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: " Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: "A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."
WOMAN: " I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new
2006 models, I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:! ..."$90,000.?"
MAN: .."OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The
house I wanted last year is
back on the market They're asking $950,000."
MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them! an offer of
$9 00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Answers: THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: " Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: "A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."
WOMAN: " I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new
2006 models, I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:! ..."$90,000.?"
MAN: .."OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The
house I wanted last year is
back on the market They're asking $950,000."
MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them! an offer of
$9 00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
WOW......someone is gonna be pi$$ed!!
This is hilarious.
At first i thought the man was really stupid. but the phone isn't even his.
wow!
good one!
lol the moral of the story is to always know where your phone is.
well done class a joke
Hahahaha Brilliant.
LOL! that was so funny! I like ur bunny story (hare spray LOL) I thought it was his wife until the ending! LOL great joke ever heard.
lol........................................
Very funny thanks for sharing.