Haha.. just found this.. funny or not?!
Question: Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Answers: Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Lmao verry funny.
Funny! 100!
its kinda funny, but mean
hahha. stupid iraqi's. lol. that was a good one.
HAHA!! thats Wat they should Get!! FUNNY!! lolz ROTFLMAO!
rofl this is great where did you find it??
HAHAHAHA!
that's a little messed up but its still hilarious!!
hahahahahahhaah.
it is alright lol
lmfao. yep its funny
kind of made me chuckle.
wah wah no kill
I didn't laugh.....3/10.
are you related to hitler?
This is a good joke... man goes to builders merchants says i want a million bricks, the guy in the shop says oh yeah what are you building, the man says I'm building a barbeque. The guy in the shop says you don't need a million bricks to build a barbeque. The man says you do if you live on the 49th floor.
AW. Not a good time for a joke like this.....It would be funny If I were not of that nationality.
lol..................
Very funny thanks for sharing.
hilarious.....maybe then he will be flushed out!! starred!!