Fun in etiquette class?!
Question: So an etiquette teacher is teaching one of her daily classes to a group of students. She asks the boys in the class, "Say you are on a date with a lovely young woman, and you need to use the restroom. What do you say to her." She calls on Ian and he says "I would say, Just a minute; I have to pee." "That would be extremely rude," says the teacher. She calls on Patrick and he says, "I would say, excuse me for a moment; I have to use the toilet." "Better," the teacher says, "but it is still not polite to say toilet at the table." She calls on Johnny and he says, "I would say, excuse me darling, but I have to shake hands with a dear friend of mine, whom I hope you will meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
Answers: So an etiquette teacher is teaching one of her daily classes to a group of students. She asks the boys in the class, "Say you are on a date with a lovely young woman, and you need to use the restroom. What do you say to her." She calls on Ian and he says "I would say, Just a minute; I have to pee." "That would be extremely rude," says the teacher. She calls on Patrick and he says, "I would say, excuse me for a moment; I have to use the toilet." "Better," the teacher says, "but it is still not polite to say toilet at the table." She calls on Johnny and he says, "I would say, excuse me darling, but I have to shake hands with a dear friend of mine, whom I hope you will meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
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thats really dumb
haha. thats so immature.
LOVED IT!!!
Ha,ha,ha, why that's my favourite line to use with the ladies!
I loved it and laughed at it too. I have a friend who is named Ian and he is extremely funny. That's how I knew I laugh at mostly everything and at everything he says! Hahaha a classic
lol oh that's rude!! i think she'd be less than impressed with his dumb (not able to speak -get it?) friend....
Lol. That's amazing.
Funny! 100!
Hahaha
Very good, I haven't heard that one, thats a good'un!!
That's a good one! Not what I was expecting! lol