Dumb blonde test?!
Question: if you clicked here to take the test, that means your a dumb blonde.
lol im kidding here are the jokes: anyone having a bad day or needs to laugh, HERE WE GO:(p.s. no offense to blondes i think all blondes are actully very intelligent)
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
Answers: if you clicked here to take the test, that means your a dumb blonde.
lol im kidding here are the jokes: anyone having a bad day or needs to laugh, HERE WE GO:(p.s. no offense to blondes i think all blondes are actully very intelligent)
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
OMG LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!
im such a blonde at times
but im a brunette!!
lol thats good
wow, ouch
xD
nice one+s ^_^
i'd die laughing the day i meet those that are this explicitly... erm... dumb... do they actually exist...? i mean... i know people this dumb... but they ain't blonde... =/ or so they seem... >_<
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh! I love that second joke you almost made me pee my pants!
thats so cool at first i didnt get it but theni figured it out. i have my blonde moments sometimes!
lol
I like it. More plze!!
haha thats really funny!
have a star!
WOW! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for you Sweetie!!!
thank you........now....i can face the day.......seamanab x
Funny! 100!