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Question: there was a little kid billy he was 2 years old just joined the preschool..

it was really tough for him to learn new words..

so he decided to ask his dad...

"dad i want to learn new words but how"

well billy thats easy...

just cut and mix the words you already know just like milkshake and you will get a new word
"WOW!" said billy..

so next he was walking with his mother and saw two ppl with briefcase in their hands
comming out of a insurance company.

"MOMMY WHO ARE THESE GUYS" mommy said sweetheart"they are professionals"

wow said billy..he learned a new word..

than he saw a couple of kids comming out from a building.."Mommy where they are comming from"said billy..an educational "Institute" mother replied ...wow said billy..he learned another new word.

next day he was sitting in his clasroom when his preschool teacher showed up in a very pretty red dress...she asked the class..."kids how do i look"


Answers: there was a little kid billy he was 2 years old just joined the preschool..

it was really tough for him to learn new words..

so he decided to ask his dad...

"dad i want to learn new words but how"

well billy thats easy...

just cut and mix the words you already know just like milkshake and you will get a new word
"WOW!" said billy..

so next he was walking with his mother and saw two ppl with briefcase in their hands
comming out of a insurance company.

"MOMMY WHO ARE THESE GUYS" mommy said sweetheart"they are professionals"

wow said billy..he learned a new word..

than he saw a couple of kids comming out from a building.."Mommy where they are comming from"said billy..an educational "Institute" mother replied ...wow said billy..he learned another new word.

next day he was sitting in his clasroom when his preschool teacher showed up in a very pretty red dress...she asked the class..."kids how do i look"

hahaha thats a good one!

interesting...lol. =)

lol. :)

kinda funny

cute

i marked it as "interesting" not funny interesting

nice

I could see my baby cousin doing that lol

it was really good cute

nope.....saw the punch line comin a mile away

haha very funny. lol

nice

hahhahaahahaha.....just doing what he was told!!

again pure brilliance

lol wow nice!!! i love your jokes

Another star for ya kid!
I gotta borrow this joke too.
Let's hope my senior friends like it!

wot a cute puppy, if he were in my class, I'd wan2 slap him

Speaking of times when adults got away with strapping kids and it was 'almost' ok to slap another's child..I got2 tell you a little -true- story about when I was in approx grade 3.

There is often a tuck shop located near schools..In my case we had 1 right next door, But it was off-limits at play-time, although if we were buying we could go at lunch time (supervised.)
Well, being part of a rather large group of friends, some of us snuck thru the broken wire fence, while others stood guard.
There was also an olympic pool only about a street away, so often people would go to the shop still in their bathers....

Well on this particular day, my girls and I were at the tuck shop, and in waddles this "Woman" she had to be at least as round as I was high, she had on a 1peice suit with the ring pull up in the front..and was what to me lookes to be in her late 50's
(this was app '68-70 -so the barbarella, flashy, gaudy look was in)
She had on VERY high heels, and her peroxided Grey/Purple
hair was all pilled up on top.
Her suit was bright leopard skin print....
She was the fattest -brightest -uglyest thing WE had ever seen waddling on GOLD STILTS.
Debbie started to nudge some of us, who nudged the rest, snickers soon became stifled giggles, and so on,,,Until I (being blond) burst into uncontrolled laughter...

This Woa-man thing turned on us, glarred at me, Demanding.."AND WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?"
not knowing how to answer..stammered, IIII do kno miss.
Well that cracked the girls right up, so now several kids were laughing....She turned around and SLAPPED me, so hard I did a U-turn. Bust into tears and ran back to school.
In my fear, surprise ????? I got caught on the broken wire, ripped my dress, and severly cut my hip..
Trying to end this quickly.. I was sprung, so bad...Needed 1st aid, had to have dad come to school and collect me...
and all the while, couldnt tell the teachers where I was, or why I had a great red mark on my face...etc etc

See be sure your sins will find you out...
But I;ll never 4get every single detail.
thanks 4d memory and your joke, that reminded me.

Ummmm. That was an easy one to guess the punch line. Keep trying!



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