Has this ever happened to you? can I have a star if it hasn't?!
Question: Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."
10. "The coffee machine is broke...."
11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
Answers: Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."
10. "The coffee machine is broke...."
11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
LOL #s 1, 6, 8, 9, 14
ridiculous but if my employee used any of those id let them off the hook just cuz theyre funny! lol *4u
Ha ha ha!
That's hilarious!! I've heard people used the excuse that they're checking their eyelids for holes. Or say, "Amen" as you pick your head up.
hehe..........one star 4 u
nice one. one of my friends said to his relief teacher that he has a blinking disorder, so he closes his eyes for long periods of time.
so funny
Has what ever happened?
As far as I'm concerned you can have all the stars you want.
You may want to check your work area for open bottles of White-Out.
These are funny!! Have a star!
lol
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
LMFAO~!
Funny! 100!