The church organist?!


Question: There was a Baptist Church in South Carolina that had a very big-bustedorganist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday. '


Answers: There was a Baptist Church in South Carolina that had a very big-bustedorganist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday. '

ha!
very funny
have a star

:o
naughty minister!
hilarious joke! ^^

A booby-trap.

I love it!

LOL!!!

Good, heard it different but this is OK for yh.

very funny lol

lol funny one :) !!!

oh my gosh i loved it my sides hurt from laughing. here have a star. i love it. can i tell my friends that one.

hehehehehehhahahahah funnnyyyyy
you get a gold star XD

Yes very good I liked it!!!

Oh you have done it again, Camilla in tears of laughter. It reminds me of the Lady and the Chauffer but its too filthy to relate here. Keep them rolling girl Luv you Camilla xx Brilliant



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