Is the time not up yet?!


Question: A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"


Answers: A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"

lol nice one. here is one i found, a priest and a nun is playing minigold, the priest misses his first hole and says, sshit! i missed! the nun is like, plz do not say that, god might be angry. then he misses the second time and was like sshit! i missed. the nun was like plz father do not say that u might get punished. He misses the third time and was like ssshit! i missed!!!!!!!! the nun was like begging and she said plz! think about jesus! the priest was like, ffuckk jesus!
clouds starts to form above and a lighting came down and killed the nun nest to the priest! a voice came from above saying ssssshhhhhhiiiiittttt! i missed!!!!

hahaha very good.

PMSL! 10/10

excellent.



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