A truck drivers duty?!


Question: A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."


Answers: A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

hahahaha fab joke

LOL good one

HAHA!! thats funny,

hahahahahaha!
lol...
that is so cool......

not bad.

ROFL. I love lawyer jokes

Old and sanitized. When I was a kid the driver in the joke hit black people instead of lawyers.

Also, most of the blond jokes I hear these days are just rehashed Polish jokes. Making minorities the butt of jokes is bad, but does that mean we should all pick on blonds and lawyers from now on?



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