A priest at the preschool - funny or not?!


Question: A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One
little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?”

He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear. Then the boy pointed to the priest's collar tab and asked, “Do you have an owie?”

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like
a band-aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, “Do you know what those words say?”

“Yes, I do,” said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at
the letters he said, “Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!”


Answers: A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One
little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?”

He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear. Then the boy pointed to the priest's collar tab and asked, “Do you have an owie?”

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like
a band-aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, “Do you know what those words say?”

“Yes, I do,” said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at
the letters he said, “Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!”

Well they do call them dog collars, pmsl

I don't get it...wait i think i do...na, its not funny.

I get it...and I don't really think it's funny. Kind of cute, but...not that funny.

Thats funny..

Please explian. I dont get it.

Oh now I get it, like a flea collar for dogs. No thats not funny.

im not even sure I get it now.

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I like it. Unfortunately anyone who knows anything about vestments would see some holes in the plot. However, how many people out there know that? Basically there is no way you would mistake a dog collar for a clerical collar nor would it be mistaken for a band aide especially at a parochial school. I am not sure a priest would describe their vestments as a uniform even to young children. I think the Romanist are big on catechizing young. Maybe you could tweak it a little based on my input.

i liked it... gave it a star

nah not funny

LOL. Its so cute!

thats great

gave me a smile. good one.

It's cute in a campy sort of way. I wouldn't say it's particularly funny.

funny

Good one

funny lol



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