Tell me the funniest joke you heard ever?!


Question: i want jokes ...now

that are funny..

KEY WORD:FUNNY


Answers: i want jokes ...now

that are funny..

KEY WORD:FUNNY

there once was a magic pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IxAGSv0g... lOl listen to this its so funny!

why do women wanna have sex with Jesus?




B/C he's hung like this *extend arms in a crucifix type manner*

World's Dumbest Knock-Knock joke. Everyone loves it but it requires timing.

1st person: Knock, knock
2nd person: Who's there?
1st person: Interrupting cow
2nd person: Interr...1st person: MOOOOO

People always look so puzzled when you say Interrupting Cow. Its like they're thinking where in the world is this going. They usually hesitate for a couple of seconds. When they begin to say "Interrupting cow", you have to be sure to interrupt them with a nice firm MOOOOO.
Go try it on someone right now. I promise, they'll love it and you'll both laugh.

Q: How many political jokes are there in the world today?

A: None...It's all true!

It wouldn't do on the answers.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son
rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: November 30, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here;
we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW !
p.s- it sure is hot down here!

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Janein a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'
Mommy fainted!

This is goofy, and it's not a joke, its a rhyme, but our friend said it and it was funny then so hopefully it is now.( Warning, if u do not have a challenged- goofy sense of humor, it won't b funny...)
"My favorite color is yellow,
It makes me jiggle like jellow,
It makes me a very happy fellow,
Let's all eat marshmallows!!"

knock knock.

who's there?

boo.

boo who?

aww. don't cry, its just a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road????????????///



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