Joke.....?!
Question: does anybody know anygood jokes? they don't have to be clean!
Answers: does anybody know anygood jokes? they don't have to be clean!
FBI = Free Bikini Inspection
CIA = Chickens In Action
NSA = Not Stupid Actors
KGB = Kiss Girl Before ???
look at my profile. read my posts. i'll make you laugh.
What is an Amish womans dream?
2 menanight's
There were two ducks at there hotel room after prom. The male duck realized he forgot a condom so he called down to the clerks office to see if he could get one.
Duck: can I get a condom?
Clerk: yeah do you want me to put it on your bill?
Duck: No that would suffocate me!
What side is the handle of a coffee cup on?
The out side
What do you call a two knee fish?
a tunnee fish
Whats the definition of suspicious ?
<<A NUN DOING PRESSUPS IN A CUCUMBER FIELD>>
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.