What do you think of these Chuck Norris Jokes?!
Question: Guns don't kill people, Chuck norris does.
Underneath Chuck's beard, isn't a chin, there is just another fist.
Chuck dosn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck dosn't "style" his hair, it lies down perfectly in sheer terror.
There is no such thing as global warming, chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris?
All of it.
The only one crying when chuck was born was the docter.
NEVER slap chuck norris.
hope you liked them
Answers: Guns don't kill people, Chuck norris does.
Underneath Chuck's beard, isn't a chin, there is just another fist.
Chuck dosn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck dosn't "style" his hair, it lies down perfectly in sheer terror.
There is no such thing as global warming, chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris?
All of it.
The only one crying when chuck was born was the docter.
NEVER slap chuck norris.
hope you liked them
Wow did you make the those up they are great. I liked the doctor one.
lol did you make them up?
Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the science world.
LOL Those are great!
Here's a few more for you.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident...and still managed to walk it off.
1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
6. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
LOL.......
they're really good