Talking Parrot?!
Question: A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot with a red string tied around its left leg and a green string tied around its right leg. The man is curious, so he asks the store manager about the bird.
"This is a highly trained creature," the man says. "If you pull his left leg, he speaks French. If you pull his right leg, he speaks German."
"What happens if I pull both at once?" the man asks.
"I fall off my perch, you fool!" the parrots screeches.
Answers: A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot with a red string tied around its left leg and a green string tied around its right leg. The man is curious, so he asks the store manager about the bird.
"This is a highly trained creature," the man says. "If you pull his left leg, he speaks French. If you pull his right leg, he speaks German."
"What happens if I pull both at once?" the man asks.
"I fall off my perch, you fool!" the parrots screeches.
That's awesome!!!!
Lol!!! =)
That's funny, and I've actually never heard it before!!!!
Just plain stupid. You owe me for the 60 seconds of my life I just wasted and for the one point my IQ has just dropped....
Ok...lol
ROFL Great joke. Thanks for the laugh.