Top 10 excuses for sleeping at your desk?!
Question: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"
Answers: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"
OMG THAT IS HILLARIOUS I AM STILL LAUGHING YOU GET A STAR!
lol i might try these at school
Haha!
or just tell the truth
i'm blinking knackered
hahhahhaha
that was true and a good one!!!
Haha, good ones, star for you.
Hilarious!!!!
Funny. I'll star you
does AMEN work if you have drool running down your face?
LOL, very funny!!!
10/10!!! *star*
Well, you know wat they say. If it works.....
haha thank you! I'll use these carefully
Very good.
lol...right now, this is the only thing keeping me awake at work.
There you go again, I enjoyed these very much,Star for a superstar.
*star for you* #1 is brilliant.....AMEN!! perfect. lol.
thanks for the tip.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
cool idea's and funny!
LOL!!!! those r hilarious!!!
Funny! 100!
yer yas no number 1 is da best lol
Hilarious!!! at first I didn't get the # 1 but then I figured it out!! That is funny. # 6 is funnt heck all of them are!
Thanks for the tips
i might need them 1 day