Funniest joke EVER!!?!
Question: man pulls up to the driveway of his house only to find that there are a couple of broken windows.
He immediately realizes that he's being burglarized and calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, there are burglars in my house!"
Dispatcher: "Ok, we'll send the next available officer, he's about 20 minutes away"
man: "20 MINUTES??!!!! THEY'LL BE GONE BY THEN!!!!"
Dispatcher: "Sorry, but we don't have any officers available right now, that's the best I can do"
man: ".... <click>" and hangs up the phone.
a couple of seconds later the man again calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, a minute ago I reported a burglary, I just wanted to say don't worry about it, I found my gun and shot the bastards dead, but trash pickup isn't until Tuesday, what can I do with the bodies till then?"
about a minute later, about 5 squad cars, two ambulances and a fire truck swarm the house.
20 hours ago - 1 week left to answer.
Additional Details
20 hours ago
The police catch the burglars in the act and promptly arrest them, the officer in charge then asks the man, "I thought you said you shot them dead."
man: "I thought you said no one was available."
Answers: man pulls up to the driveway of his house only to find that there are a couple of broken windows.
He immediately realizes that he's being burglarized and calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, there are burglars in my house!"
Dispatcher: "Ok, we'll send the next available officer, he's about 20 minutes away"
man: "20 MINUTES??!!!! THEY'LL BE GONE BY THEN!!!!"
Dispatcher: "Sorry, but we don't have any officers available right now, that's the best I can do"
man: ".... <click>" and hangs up the phone.
a couple of seconds later the man again calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, a minute ago I reported a burglary, I just wanted to say don't worry about it, I found my gun and shot the bastards dead, but trash pickup isn't until Tuesday, what can I do with the bodies till then?"
about a minute later, about 5 squad cars, two ambulances and a fire truck swarm the house.
20 hours ago - 1 week left to answer.
Additional Details
20 hours ago
The police catch the burglars in the act and promptly arrest them, the officer in charge then asks the man, "I thought you said you shot them dead."
man: "I thought you said no one was available."
hahaha....yea your right!
it is the funniest joke ever!!
thanks for the laugh...
*star* for you
xx =] xx
lol
old but still funny ;)
funny.
LOL, yes that is really funny. Thanks, youv'e made my day! =)=)
yeah that's funny!
ohhhhhhh lol!! i wish i had that charm to get my way!!!!
lol so funny
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sounds familiar, like word for word familiar.
I know, because I'm the only person in the world who added the dead bodies for trash day on tuesday bit.
but I'll give you a star since you retold it so well and it still makes me laugh!
Yawn!!! Old One!! Are there no more good NEW Jokes being produced...????
Funny, but predictable, (Sorry) but not the funniest joke ever.
wow never heard of that one before. That was very funnny indeed!!!
Lol, funny! :-)
omg that was sooo funni you deserve a star