Alright so I have?!
Question: just beat my reflection in a staring contest is that good?
whats ur funniest joke?
Answers: just beat my reflection in a staring contest is that good?
whats ur funniest joke?
its a chain tho.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the fridge?
A: You open the door, put the giraffe in the fridge, and close the door.
Q: How do you fit a hippo in the fridge?
A: You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, put the hippo in the fridge, and close the door.
Q: There's an Animal Convention that you need to go. But an alligator-infested lake is in between two unclimbable mountains. The only way is thru the lake. How do you get to the Convention?
A: You swim across the lake. The alligators are at the convention.
Q: You reach the Convention without any prolems. But you find one animal missing. What is the animal?
A: The hippo that you left in the fridge.
Whats the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne at least waits until your thirteen years old to get on your face.