Wanna Answer These Jokes/Riddles For Moi?!


Question: I posted these questions last time.
I'll answer the first two question for you.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

2. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

3. A family went for a vacation. They got into an aeroplane. When it took off, why did the aeroplane start to wobble?

4. There were three chickens, Chick, Chicky and Chicken. Chick had food, Chicky had water and Chicken had nothing. Why did Chicken die?

5. The Lion had a birthday party. He invited all the animals in the world and they all came to his party except for one. Which animal didn't come?

6. There was a river that was called Crocidile River and had crocodiles in it. Who ever went past it would get eaten by crocodiles. There was no bridge and the only way to get across was to swim. Three explorers were exploring and they got across. How could they get across?

Gd luck!


Answers: I posted these questions last time.
I'll answer the first two question for you.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

2. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

3. A family went for a vacation. They got into an aeroplane. When it took off, why did the aeroplane start to wobble?

4. There were three chickens, Chick, Chicky and Chicken. Chick had food, Chicky had water and Chicken had nothing. Why did Chicken die?

5. The Lion had a birthday party. He invited all the animals in the world and they all came to his party except for one. Which animal didn't come?

6. There was a river that was called Crocidile River and had crocodiles in it. Who ever went past it would get eaten by crocodiles. There was no bridge and the only way to get across was to swim. Three explorers were exploring and they got across. How could they get across?

Gd luck!

3. Because its so heavy having an elephant inside a refrigerator inside the aeroplane.
4. When the aeroplane is wobbling, they threw out the refrigerator, hitting the chicken!
5. Elephant, because it is inside the refrigerator.
6. They used the refrigerator as a makeshift raft to get accross!

^____^

3. don't know
4. through starvation or the other two ate her
5. tiger
6. they were invisible....

..........i know my answers are stupid.....

5] the elephant it was in the fridge
6] they jumed on the crocodiles (ala James bond)

3. Everyone was sitting on one side?
4. Chick and Chicky weren't sharing?
5. The elephant in the fridge?
6. They went quickly, before the Lions birthday party was over and the crocodiles come back from it?

waaa ... the person above told all the nswers .. all my answers so im left speechless

I like the person above the person above the person above answer for 5 and 6.

3. Because they took their fridge which had the elephant in it?
4. Because the family ate the chicken that was healthy; the food and water Chick and Chicky had were contaminated?

Lol,
Jeremy

3. there was a heavy fridge in it
4. chicken starved to death, it ate nothing
5. elephant, stuck in the fridge and went on a vacation!
6. crocodiles were at the party that time

4. Becasue the farmer got hungry?

3. turbulance
4. He didn't have anything
5. The elephant was in the fridge
6. The crocodiles were at the lion's birthday party.

3. Too heavy what with a giraffe, an elephant and a fridge...

4. Chicken couldn't get anything out of the fridge, there was an elephant in the way

5. The elephant. He was still in the fridge...

6. Took the elephant out of the fridge, rode it across, and put the crocodiles in the fridge. And closed the door :)

3. Because it couldnt get anything out of the fridge because there was an elepant in there?
4. Because the fridge was in the aeroplane, and elephants are heavy?
5. The Elephant, because he was still in the fridge!
6. You would just swim across, because the crocodiles would be at the Lions party!!

I'm not sure about the 3rd and 4th one. Might be.



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