How do you explain the kids???!


Question: A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."


Answers: A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

HOLY CRAP!!! DUDE THAT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS! You get a star!

abahahah

lol

LMfaooo

... oh i get it
the husbands been wearing this toy thing
and the kids came from another person.. i think

OK I am laughing!

What comes around goes around.

Also if the guy has been doing that for 20 years, what does he do?

lol

Hahaha thats cool

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Omg lol

WTF!! hahaha poor guy! that's funny :))=))

funny

Funny! 100!

nasty!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I WAS ON THE FLOOR
good joke :D
Made my day that did.

ahhahahahaha!!! oh man. owned.

Very good like that.oxo



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