OMG.. HALARIOUS JOKE!!{prmoise}?!
Question: theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it swore then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted......
Answers: theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it swore then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted......
dude! where did you get this joke or heard it! i am cracking myself up! PLEASE find more jokes!!!!
you posted this joke like half an hour ago
that is kinda funny
Boo.
ha
That was posted by a person yesterday. thats kinda stupid that you would do that.
It might have been funny if there was proper grammar, and spelling...
what are you kiddin me???...
sorry,...bad one....
lolll