Best blonde joke ever seriously {look}?!
Question: I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Answers: I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
hahaha those were actually funny! they made me laugh.
HAhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha...
So funny I actually farted!
She laughed at all the blond jokes because she knew her hair was really blond. (I think Dolly Parton said that one).
heehehee
Funny ...... but i'm blond and i'm not dumb so please don't make fun of us make fun of people that have purple hair
we're the same damn people as others
hahahahaa....that's funny.....it is....
copy cat!! hahahahaha
i read that before 2 you know,....
p.s: thx for your comment,.....i never meant it that way......so..umm..s...o...r....r....y......
yup,..i said it......i never meant to say it in whatever way you understood it,..plus i learned a lesson..if i ever commented in a bad way i wont ask a question until I'm sure he/she is gone........
excellent thanks for sharing.