I'm trying to gather at least 30 "How to Annoy Anyone" list, wanna!


Question: 1. When someone asks for your address, say your address and add the state, country, continent, solar system, galaxy, outer space, universe.
2. Dance and sing "Boom Tarat Tarat" (Find it on the net) in public.
3. Keep leaning your head on everyones shoulders when on a public transport vehicle.

I can't think of anything else, please add more!


Answers: 1. When someone asks for your address, say your address and add the state, country, continent, solar system, galaxy, outer space, universe.
2. Dance and sing "Boom Tarat Tarat" (Find it on the net) in public.
3. Keep leaning your head on everyones shoulders when on a public transport vehicle.

I can't think of anything else, please add more!

how to annoy people in a lift:
1grin at ppl and say "ive got new socks on:
2. crash from side to side like ur sailing on a boat.
3. sujest u all join a singalong
4. say "DING" at each floor.
5. salute and say "welcome aboard" when ppl come in
6. open ur bag ad say into it "got enough air in there(repete)
7. meow occasionally
8. stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall and dont get off when the lift stops.
9. press all the buttons for every floor!
HOW TO ANNOY FAMILY AND FRIENDS:
10. put confetti in peoples umbrellas and wait for them to open them.
11. prick a hole near the tope of peoples straws (they cant get the drink)
12. find an old rag, put a coin on the floor. when people come to pick up the coin rip the rag and they will think they have ripped their pants.
13. ask trhese questions
- whats the speen of dark
-who put s in the word lisp
-why arnt all rooms room temprature
-if vegatable oil comes from vegies where does baby oil come from.
-what was the best thing before sliced bread.
14. shout out random numbers when people are counting
15. arange to see people on the 31st of april
16. ask them if you can borrow a pen to chew.
17. tell them u only exist in their imagination.
18 drum on anything you can find and any available surface.
19. pretend to wipe spit off your face whenever they speak
20. only talk to them in morse code.
21. whistle in their ear and when they ask u to stop, burp in their ear
22. finish every sentance with "as only a true poet would say"
naver make eye contact.
23. never break eye contact.
24. speak only in a robot voice
25 shout 'BORING" every time they speak
26. point at their nees and mumble "cheese knees, hmmmm, interesting"
27. point a remote controll at them and press stop whenever they talk,
28. repete everything they say adding "echo" atathe end
29. dont reply to them, instead hand them pieces of paper and string that say "i am spider man"
30. ask "do you hear that" when they say what say "never mind. (repete often)
31 when they talk to you stare a a cirtain spot on their face and look puzzled or shocked

make loud farting noises and laugh histericaly

leaving stupis questions on yahooanswers.com

Run around naked screaming i want ice cream. I swear people think your crazy or something. Pretty funny

Chew gum in public with your mouth open.

Purposely mispronounce common words or say them with an obviously fake accent.

Randomly ask to borrow whatever they are using at the time.

Roll your eyes at whatever is being said...

stand in the middle of a walk way making robot noises, and then dnce likeone!

go to a store put a whole bunch of stuff in there get to the cash register and say you cant pay for it

tap a random person on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt u. its funny if theres only one person around you.

well poke them repeatedly...
just start talking to them about the stupidest thing you can think of
sing the song that gets on everybody's nrves....

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes...." repeat a billion times or until they get mad and hit you or just leave you presence

divorce them

look up stuff to do to annoy people in an elevator. those are funny.

1.) moo whenever someone says your name
2.) knock on your parents' door all night long
3.) whenever someone says the word CRAZY say this...CRAZY?!?!?!did u say CRAZY?!?!?!i was crazy once....they put me in this room with no windows and made me wear a shirt where i couldnt move my arms....it drove me crazy....CRAZY?!?!?!did u say CRAZY?!?!?!i was crazy once....they put me in this room with no windows and made me wear a shirt where i couldnt move my arms....it drove me crazy....u get the point.....
4.) say OMG!!!!!i kno u!!!!!how's it been buddy!!!!to random strangers
5.) say ooh ooh ooh ive got suthin REALLY REALLY important to tell u!!when they say what say ITS REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT!!!!and kepp saying that t=until they almost yell and then say.....hi my names__ **smile**

Everytime you see a certain friend tell them the same story. Just do it once then go about your activity, but when you see them again tell them that same story. Do this every time you see them (You can even have different stories for different friends if you want to annoy each of your friends).

Smack your lips when you eat--loudly. Grunt a little too (This is best in a nice restaurant).

Stand outside your door at 11 or 12 at night and howl as loud as you can. Keep this up until someone steps outside and yells, "SHUT UP YOU D*** DOG! SHUT UP!" (This is even more fun if a friend joins you). Warning, you may have trouble if animal control is called and it may lead to a disturbing the peace citation.

While in a friend's house, sneak into their bedroom and set their alarm ahead five hours (Great for roommates too, but you're likely to get caught).

If you're around someone who has young kids, break out humming the first few bars of the "Blue's Clues" theme, then just stop. Enjoy listening to them humming the whole theme the rest of the day.

Melt the end of someone's straw together at a fast food restaurant while they're using the little boy's/girl's room. Then return it to its home in the cup and maintain your innocent look when they return. If you can, refrain from laughing when they can't get a drink of their soda.

Speak Gibberish to answer a question!
March around your house spouting a Japanese song! here is the link to one!

http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/naruto/...

Have annoying everyone!

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

28. Ask people what gender they are.

29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Whenever someone says anything at all, yell "Hey, that's Great!" and then proceed to scoot around on the carpet upon thy Buttocks.



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