Ok........let's have a laugh?!
Question: 1) My dad was quite the ruler in our house when I was growing up. One time I told him, "Dad, I'm sick & tired of running around in circles". So he got mad and nailed down my other foot.
2) He got so mad at me one day that he stuck my finger in a light socket and said, "You're grounded".
He certainly had a way of keeping us "current"
Hope you laughed.....
***Waiting for the rotten tomatoes to fly my way***
-Primo
Answers: 1) My dad was quite the ruler in our house when I was growing up. One time I told him, "Dad, I'm sick & tired of running around in circles". So he got mad and nailed down my other foot.
2) He got so mad at me one day that he stuck my finger in a light socket and said, "You're grounded".
He certainly had a way of keeping us "current"
Hope you laughed.....
***Waiting for the rotten tomatoes to fly my way***
-Primo
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow , Pink and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, ' Yellow ' , this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
groan, lol
Never mind rotten tomatoes. For those jokes bricks might be more appropriate!!!
i liked the first 1 better lol
They're groaners alright but no tomatoes coming your way as they are good groaners!
Nice one brother!!
Ha ha ha ha..........I like the responses that you're getting...
One of my favorite Bill Cosby bits is one where he talks about his father always saying to him "Go get me something to beat you with". He said his father said that to him once, and that he tore the corner off of a piece of paper, handed it to him, and said, "Here you go, Dad, tear me up".
He said he didn't remember anything after that.
lol tomatoes....
hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaa... lol so funny.
encore encore!
I can apprecate good puns when I read or hear them. I actually liked the second one better. I never throw rotten produce at people for bad jokes; I just roll my eyes and groan. Thanks for the laugh.
Sorry, I don't have rotten tomatoes, do giant pineapples work?
lol funny ones :) !!!
D'OH!
Always liked the wordplay. Keep it up, primo!
Are those Bill Cosby jokes? Bill is certainly funny.....
I don't have any tomatoes but I'll throw a couple of cucumbers your way~ hehe
Nice!! Speaking of childhoods:
"When I was little I couldn't wait for the first snow. I would run to the door and yell 'Let me in! Let me in!'"
Can't remember who that's a quote from though.
Certainly lightened up the end of my day
Thank you .... a pleasant change.
Infantile. Not totally 100% unfunny, but must be aged 5 or less to consider them funny.