Want to hear some funny jokes? Part 2?!
Question: Did you here about the Blonde who tried to hijack a submarine?
He demanded $100,000 and a parachute.
What did the Blonde call his pet zebra?
Spot.
Did you hear about the Blonde whose wife had triplets?
He went looking out for the other two guys.
Two Blondes were ice fishing in Alaska. They sat for hours and did not get a bite. One of the Blondes walked to where the Eskimos were pulling the fish out. When the Blonde returned the other guy asked what they were doing wrong. The other one said,"Well, for one thing, they cut a hole in the ice."
Why do Blonde dogs have flat noses?
For chasing parked cars.
Why don't Blondes like M&M's?
They are too hard to peel.
Three guys were stranded on an island. They found a bottle and a genie came out of it. They were allowed to have one wish each. The first man said he wanted a plane to fly to Hawaii, the second man said he wanted a boat to go to England, and the third man said he wanted a car.
Answers: Did you here about the Blonde who tried to hijack a submarine?
He demanded $100,000 and a parachute.
What did the Blonde call his pet zebra?
Spot.
Did you hear about the Blonde whose wife had triplets?
He went looking out for the other two guys.
Two Blondes were ice fishing in Alaska. They sat for hours and did not get a bite. One of the Blondes walked to where the Eskimos were pulling the fish out. When the Blonde returned the other guy asked what they were doing wrong. The other one said,"Well, for one thing, they cut a hole in the ice."
Why do Blonde dogs have flat noses?
For chasing parked cars.
Why don't Blondes like M&M's?
They are too hard to peel.
Three guys were stranded on an island. They found a bottle and a genie came out of it. They were allowed to have one wish each. The first man said he wanted a plane to fly to Hawaii, the second man said he wanted a boat to go to England, and the third man said he wanted a car.
A blonde and a red head jump off a building who hits first?
The red head because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!
What did the mexican say to the banana?
You should be a comedian!! These are hilarious!!
they okay
yeah, why not,,,
they were all funny except the first one
Duh!! I don't get the part about the car. Is it because where is he gonna go on the island? Please tell me --- i love jokes.
this is actually a true story that happened last week.
My friend, who is mexican, was walking his dog by a fence when, (in this particular city/town they have trouble with coyotes) a coyote saw him and started running at him. (while howling, growling e.t.c.) so, what does he do? he hop's fence, and then he said, "no racist comments!" lol
a teacher for a kindergarden class got an assistant that was blonde.She was telling all the little kids some blonde jokes while the teacher was getting ready to paint.Than a little girl put her hand up and said"I know a blonde joke,what comes after A in the alphabet?" the blonde just looked dumbfounded
as the girl said "B"
ya their funny