Who has the best joke about my mom?!
Question: Let's hear it.
Bonus points for originality.
Watch the language please.
Answers: Let's hear it.
Bonus points for originality.
Watch the language please.
your moms face looks like a butt.
Me: Are you allowed in your parents room?
You: Uh, yeah, why?
Me: Well I was wondering if you could get me my pants back.
I thought your mom was the joke.
Yo mama is twice the man you are...
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Your mom is so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live
Which part?
yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her instead of you
no offense for wot im about to say :) ;
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
YO MAMMA SO STUPID =HER IQ TEST WAS IN THE NEGATIVES.
DONT HA I SAID THOSE BEFORE.