Walking home the other night.......?!
Question: i heard my name distantly from behind....MARK,MARK.
i carried on walking and it continued,this time closer,MARK,MARK.
i turned round,and could see no one,
i continued at a brisker pace,and it came again,MARK MARK,
i started to run,and it got closer and closer..MARK MARK...MARK...now it was that close i could feel its breath and heavy panting........i spun round to confront my stalker,only to find.....
a big shaggy dog with a haired lip.........pmsl.
i know its an oldie!
Answers: i heard my name distantly from behind....MARK,MARK.
i carried on walking and it continued,this time closer,MARK,MARK.
i turned round,and could see no one,
i continued at a brisker pace,and it came again,MARK MARK,
i started to run,and it got closer and closer..MARK MARK...MARK...now it was that close i could feel its breath and heavy panting........i spun round to confront my stalker,only to find.....
a big shaggy dog with a haired lip.........pmsl.
i know its an oldie!
ROTFL! wh cares if its oldie? its flippin hilarious. :)
LOL
lmao!
gooood one!
You shouldn`t make fun of vocally-challenged canines.
Too SPOOKY!
lol, I've never heard it before.
that were a groaner.......... but i'm smiling