Skunk story?!
Question: A man and his wife were travelling down a road when they ran over a Skunk. They both get out of the car:
Wfe "Look at the poor thing it's shivering"
Husband "Stick it between your legs to keep it warm"
Wife "But it stinks"
Husband "Well hold it's nose"
Answers: A man and his wife were travelling down a road when they ran over a Skunk. They both get out of the car:
Wfe "Look at the poor thing it's shivering"
Husband "Stick it between your legs to keep it warm"
Wife "But it stinks"
Husband "Well hold it's nose"
Ha ha !!!Lol
I had heard a different and more veggie version when I was a kid but I like this one I bet chicks are not gonna like it and many would even want to kill you. Star for you..
Anyway the kiddie version went like:-
A kid brought home a little cuddly skunk home one day and the mother was obviously shocked. So trying to discourage him she says where do you think he is going to sleep. The boy says that he will let him sleep in his bed near his feet. The irritated mother asks him "What about the smell". The kid replies cutely "Oh! don't worry mom he will get used it."
lol,short but good:)
I peed a little.
hahaha lol that was good
anyone want some pink fish tacos?
lol
hahaha i bet she was pissed
omg.... lmfao
Funny! 100!
Lol Honey here have a star.xxx