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Question: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"


Answers: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"

lol i was on the phone with my bf while reading this and we both started cracking up :D <3 i cant stop laughing

this one is too funny, i think i heard it somewhere before.

funny haha

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freaking head off!!! A star for you!

hahaha excellent joke

LOL! funny but disturbing.

poor guy!! hilarious!!



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