Are these jokes funny.?!
Question: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
How do you keep a Blonde busy?
Put the Blonde in a round room and tell him\her that there is a hundred dollars in the corner.
How many Blondes does it take to paint a house?
One thousand- five. One thousand to flip the house and five to paint it.
What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! The grenade in his mouth will explode any second!
Answers: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
How do you keep a Blonde busy?
Put the Blonde in a round room and tell him\her that there is a hundred dollars in the corner.
How many Blondes does it take to paint a house?
One thousand- five. One thousand to flip the house and five to paint it.
What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! The grenade in his mouth will explode any second!
LMOA on the first one. The others were cute but I truely loved the first one. I am giving you a star for the first one. Never heard it before but boy did I LMAO
No Offense
But it is not that funny.
the first and second are really funny but the last two.....not so much
All good joke.. Great job!
I like the first one best... poor bob