Yo Mamma jokes.?!
Question: Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Answers: Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach,the whales started siging,"we are family"...."even though youre bigger than me!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so stupid,when she locked her-self in a grocery store,she starved!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so hairy,when you where born,you got rugburned!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so stupid,she thinks "THE ENGLISH CHANNEL"is pay cable$$$$$$$$$
yo momma's so stupid,she sold her car for gas money!!!!!!!
Yo Mama so horny, she did it with a horny toad.
Yo Mama so hip, she put the hip in hip-hop.
Yo Mama was so hungry, she ate my sweater.
At least I tried to be original .....
*sad face *
omg thats halarious star 4 u lol omg soooo funny hahahaha
yo mama is so dumb, she found a battery on the floor, stuck it up her butt, and said, "i got the power!"
yo mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles started coming out
yo mama is so dumb, she sticked 2 quarters behind her ear and when someone said,"what are you listening to ?" she said "50 cent"
yo mama is so dumb, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks she blows and then she gets laid in the closet
Yo momma so fat when she went to KFC and the guy asked her which bucket size, she said the one on the top.
Yo momma so stupid that when i knocked on her door and asked if i could come in, she dropped her pants.
excellent joke thanks