A Joke as Promised?!
Question: One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens.
Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been good and faithful. Let me win." Goes home, and again nothing.
The third week he goes and prays, "LORD, *please* let me win the lottery. I've been good. My wife's been good. My son is studying to be a rabbi. What more do You want?".
All of a sudden, a clap of thunder is heard, and a deep voice slowly says,
"Meet me half way. Buy a ticket!"
Answers: One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens.
Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been good and faithful. Let me win." Goes home, and again nothing.
The third week he goes and prays, "LORD, *please* let me win the lottery. I've been good. My wife's been good. My son is studying to be a rabbi. What more do You want?".
All of a sudden, a clap of thunder is heard, and a deep voice slowly says,
"Meet me half way. Buy a ticket!"
Ha ha! I didn't see that one coming. Have a star!
Ha Ha Ha good one
LOL....hahahahahahaha
gud one......i didnt c dat 1 comin!
hehehehehehehe
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omg that is amazing
Yeah what is this guy thinking.
You can't win the lottery unless you buy a ticket.
lol
funni ^^
ahahah =0) cute
hahahahahahahahahaha!
i loved it!
lol that was funny....**starred it**
nice...kikiki....
that's pretty funny. I would probably be like that guy, dumb beyond belief. that was another good one. star for you.
this used to be used as a blonde joke...still funny thou